via email. grund genug mit dem scheigen zu brechen. kann ja sowieso meine klappe nicht halten.
well then, lean back and enjoy......:

Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade in
an american school.
The teacher said "Let's begin by reviewing some American history."
Who said "Give me Liberty or give me Death?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki.
"Patrick Henry, 1755" he said. "Very good!"
Who said "Government of the people, by the people, for the people,
shall not perish from the earth?"
Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
The teacher snapped at the class: "You should be ashamed. Suzuki,
who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: " Screw the Japs!"
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Suzuki put his hand up: "Lee Iacocca, 1982"
Now furious, another student yells: "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher:
"Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on
the floor, someone said: "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble!" and
Suzuki said: "Arthur Andersen, 2002"